Friday, December 19, 2008

Doggie DVDs

My brother sent me an article from the May 2008 issue of Reader's Digest, called "Best In Show" by Steve Burgess. The author talks about dog friendly remote controls (a thing of the future) and dog DVDs (a thing of the present). The article says "the DVDs offer plenty of motion to catch your dog's eye, and music designed to soothe".

So do we all have to take our wall mounted TVs and stand them on the floor like we did when he lived with futons and cinder block bookshelves? I don't think my dog even bothers to look way up there to see the TV and she certainly isn't going to be encouraged to watch TV from the furniture.

Are the owners truly thinking of their dog as a means to provide additional stimulation, or is it a substitute? If you take your dog for a good walk before work and one when you get home (assuming he's locked up for 8-10 hours per day) then he'll most likely sleep as dogs have done for centuries (well the ones that were housebound and not working)

Or, is this just another way for some people to make money and for owners to spend money?

Jazz (my Australian Cattle Dog) only pays attention to the TV when dogs are in distress (like the Vet TV shows) - but my mom says her schnauzer, Finnegan, watches TV and I've heard other dogs that are interested and even react to certain TV shows. According to the article, dog expert Stanley Coren says "nose-oriented breeds are less likely to respond to the TV". It would have been good for Jazz if she had paid attention to sounds electronically transmitted because I had hoped the Desensitization CD would have helped cure her noise phobia - but she paid no attention to it - no matter how many decibels I played the fireworks and gun sounds - she had no reaction. But shoot a kid's cap gun in the house and you've got a real reaction.

Is this the next doggie evolution? Or just people novelty?

Monday, November 10, 2008

"Global Warming?"

Can you tell me, "Does it bother you that we (the common people of North American) are constantly pushed and reminded to curb our daily living to slow down "Global Warming" by the same government that supports/funds/participates in War? Don't you think that several fighter pilots and multiple detonations harm the world a whole lot more that 1 unrecycled water bottle?"

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Livin' la Vida Hobo

You know how every couple of years there's a new fashion, diet or beauty fad modeled after some movie star, has-been or other? Well I have an idea for a lifestyle - The Life of a Hobo.

Come on think about it - despite eating crap food, and consuming other seemingly un-nutritious foods, many of them seem to be able to live on the street for a long time. And they certainly aren't fat. And many have bountiful masses of hair without the use of all those $30 shampoos and conditioners that our hairdressers tell us we must have for healthy hair. Maybe we should take a good look at their lifestyle?

And the part that I'm most impressed with is their dogs - many of these dogs don't have leashes, they don't seem to get into fights with other dogs and in most cases seem to be very well behaved. Is it because these dogs get more exercise that the more well-off dogs? Or that their masters/owners spend more time with them? Are they taught who is master and don't get fed treats all day long? Ever watched shows like At the End of My Leash or The Dog Whisperer? These people seem to have fairly comfortable lives with nice, neat homes but out of control dogs. Or have you seen Downsize My Pet? Talk about obesity and killing your animal with kindness! I like how the owner has to eat the human equivalent of what the pet eats in one day to get the point across. There are some tired, stuffed and lethargic people after that day! Do the dogs that live on the street go through a natural selection? Perhaps the dogs that run away - run away and aren't found and the ones that are problems are discarded? I'm not sure - but do you think I can write a book about it and make millions on my new 'fad'? What other life lessons can we learn from people who live on the street?

PS. I mean no disrespect for our homeless, I do believe it is a serious issue that our government and politicians are not handling the issues well.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Sweetest Day

Have you ever celebrated Sweetest Day? Here's a brief history:


Observed the 3rd Saturday in the month of October, Sweetest Day observance
originated in Cleveland in 1922. Herbert Birch Kingston, a philanthropist and
candy company employee wanted to bring happiness into the lives of orphans,
shut-ins and others who were forgotten. With the help of friends, he began to
distribute candy and small gifts to the underprivileged.

On the first Sweetest Day, movie star Ann Pennington presented 2,200 Cleveland newspaper boys with boxes of candy to express gratitude for their service to the public.

Another popular movie star, Theda Bara, distributed 10,000 boxes of candy to
people in Cleveland hospitals and also gave candy to all who came to watch her
film in a local theater.

Primarily a regional observance celebrated in the Great
Lakes region and the Northeast, Sweetest Day is gradually spreading to other
areas of the country. People tend to take the Sweetest Day tradition with them
when they move. Ohio is the top state for Sweetest Day sales, followed by
Michigan and Illinois. Texas, California and Florida are among the top 10 states
in sales.

Over the years, Sweetest Day has evolved into a time to express
romantic love and also to show appreciation to friends

Years ago, my boyfriend (at the time) and I drove out to the town he grew up in and parked at his mom's house. We then hopped on our bikes and rode from to his elementary school. He told me where there used to be sheep that they'd pet on their way to school, and took me to the place where he'd play hooky in Junior High - what a perfect day - he'd lay on the banks of the dyke and when he was hungry - why, his mom had packed him a lunch... and then he would ride home around the same time school was out. We rode around for "A Day In the Life of __". It wasn't done on sweetest day, but that would be a nice way to celebrate - taking your mate to your old digs and showing them around and sharing stories.

JP listens very well especially to some of my very subtle comments (you know, like, "we should go there.." or "let's try this restaurant") stores them in his vault (brain) and then a couple weeks or even months later, he takes me on an adventure. Now I admit that I much prefer to plan my day, but I have enjoyed these surprises (usually afterwards) when he's parked in front of a store I had mentioned I want to visit - and I suddenly realize what he's done. Sometimes he brings me home magazines (including knitting or crochet-which is harder for a guy to buy) or chocolates that he knows I like. So I think I get 'sweetest day' throughout the year!

When I was in the flower business, we'd push it to sell more flowers, and you'll find it listed on some calendars but it still hasn't really caught on internationally. You can find out more here including some suggestions on how to celebrate the day. It's a nice way to brighten up the fall days between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

What do you think would be a good way to celebrate sweetest day? Do you think you'll celebrate it this year and start a tradition in your relationship? Or perhaps instead of an "expression of romatic love" you could use it as a day to show your appreciation of friends or even customers? Wouldn't that be fun?

Monday, May 12, 2008

Garbage

Last week was Spring Clean up - that's where you can put all sorts of crap at the end of your driveway and the city hauls it away for no extra cost. After living here for several years, I am still amazed at how much junk people can accumulate in a year. And also, I ponder the types of things that people throw away.

When I was a kid, we treasured all our possessions and treated them well. Games had all the pieces, records weren't scratched, Lego's and Barbie shoes were rarely lost. But now, at the end of many driveways site large collections of children's ruined bicycles, fallen apart furniture and giant stuffed animals. What happens to these large stuffed animals? I guess the biggest problem is that they are too big for the washer and therefore difficult to clean - but how dirty do they get? I don't think one of my stuffed animals was ever thrown away, except maybe the really old ones that were filled with sawdust (back in the day) and either the dog got to it, or a mouse did a number on it when it was in a box in storage.

But also interesting to me is what's left a week later. There are restrictions to the type of items left on the street (such as old wood) and the amount - some people had heaps that spanned 10' across and 8' high. There seems to be a couple houses on each street that has debris left over. But the debris piles have not been cleaned up. They sit. And kids muck about in them and spread more debris. The weekend's passed but no one removed it. Not even for Mother's Day. It's just left to sit at the end of the driveway. I guess these people are too lazy - perhaps they figure they did all the work to haul it to the end of the driveway that their job is done. Meanwhile their neighbours have to endure the mess. What an eyesore! It's very disappointing that they don't care that their crap is piled in front of their house for 2 weeks (or more, God forbid). I wonder how long it'll take, I'll let you know when the three houses on my street have cleaned up.

Also, while walking the dog this morning, I came across fresh graffiti on a fence next to a park. The word? "Ass Monkey". If you'd like to be enlightened in slang, here are some definitions. And this is how you can use the word in a sentence: Hey neighbour, don't be an ass monkey and clean up your garbage.

Friday, February 1, 2008

A Sprinkle a Day

When I was growing up, there was a commercial for talcum powder, it showed 4 people crammed into a car, carpooling to work with cranky faces (like they smelled something bad) then the jingle:

A sprinkle a day, helps keep the odor away
Have you had your sprinkle today?

I don’t recall seeing a talcum powder advertisement on TV for many years. Why? Have we changed the frequency of our showers, or have our soaps gotten better? Do we not carpool anymore? Is there no money in the product to advertise? And at the time, the ad seemed to be geared towards men.

The product still exists and in fact, still uses the same slogan. I guess some products just don’t need to be advertised anymore. However, a quick look at their website indicates the product is now geared mainly towards women with feminine scents and sparkles added to the talcum. Perhaps now instead of being aimed at the busy working man, it’s aimed at the mommies who don’t have time to shower as the website includes hints like sprinkling it in your hair, or applying it to areas where sand sticks on your body (are you at the beach enough to let that bother you?); and sprinkling it on your sleepwear helps you with a peaceful sleep.

So, sales must be good enough to forego advertisting, I’m not looking in the right places or I’ve seen the ads and just don’t remember.

Have you had your sprinkle today?

P.S. - If you want some fun, read their FAQ page... "how do I open the bottle" is really a question! Do people really frequently ask that question? Really now!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Where are all the snow shovels?

Today, the city of Vancouver is crippled by up to 30 cm of snow (or more). While at work, I tuned into the News Radio station which had a call-in show about snow clearing. They discussed that the lack of snow clearing on sidewalks and driveways, the fines that can be issued (up to a $100 in some parts of the country) and the responsibility of businesses to clear walkways and parking lots, etc. To defend small property owners and small businesses one caller said he had walked to the hardware store to buy a snow shovel but they were sold out - so what could he do?

But every year, I hear people whining about snow shovels and complaining when stores sell out of them. So where do they all go? Do we have so many new people from warm climates moving here every winter that they are surprised we have snow? At my house, we have two snow shovels, and we've had them for over ten years.

Is there some secret place that has all the single socks and all the snow shovels?

America is Burning

Apparently due to the high rate of foreclosures in certain areas of the United States, it has been speculated that some people are setting fire to their own homes (read this); if this is true, these are very sad times.

People are so distraught, they can willingly set fire to their home because "if they can't have it, no one can". Is this the new way of filing bankruptcy? And do they remove all their personal items first? You know, I can barely discard items I have inherited from others - I just couldn't imagine getting into such a state that I could burn my own house.

For years, TV channels such as HGTV and the DIY Network have produced home makeover shows, I wonder when we'll start seeing "the how-to's of fire restoration"?

And is it worth it? Will the insurance money really make all the difference? I guess for some it will and since insurance pays first and investigates later, one could take the money and run.

But this is such an extremely selfish act - putting neighbouring homeowners at risk, unnecessarily straining the fire department and it's resources, damaging city property, polluting the environment - all for one person or family to take the easy way out of debt.

And how soon will it be before TV dramas about arson (and insurance) investigators take over the medical and paranormal dramas?

Forget about the wildfires in California or Texas - America is burning one house at a time.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

The Secret?

This was first posted on my other blog on April 18, 2007. I wanted to include it here, approximately one year after The Secret's North American release in hopes that those who have listened or watched can update me and share their thoughts:

Dear Oprah,

Now that it's been 3 months since you showed the world The Secret, how's it going?

After millions of copies have been sold, and millions of people testifying to its greatness, tell me - how many people have been promoted? Has the sale of luxury cars and homes increased exponentially? Has the divorce rate dropped? How many home businesses were started? And, has there been a dramatic increase in tourism?

What? I don't understand. But all these people had to do was buy the book or DVD and think about what they wanted and because of the Law of Attraction, they'd get what they wanted. It happened to the people you showed. You even devoted 2 full episodes to The Secret.

But did you think that people would buy into your endorsement and The Secret and that they would quit their cancer treatment to heal themselves? It happened. And you had to do another show to clarify your opinion of The Secret. You were very supportive in the first two shows, but by the third show, you said it was "just a tool". How does that make your viewers feel?

First, it was the greatest thing since sliced bread and then you said, "I want to say it's a tool. It is not the answer to everything. It is not the answer to atrocities or every tragedy. It is just one law. Not the only law. And certainly, certainly, certainly not a get-rich-quick scheme. The law of attraction is a tool that can help you decide what you want your life to be, and then begin to help you focus on making the best choices through action to create that life."

Don't you feel that you mislead your viewers just a tad way back in January? Sure you can change your mind, but you influenced millions of people to spend the money on the book or DVD, and now, you're not as supportive. And the book is still on the best seller lists.

It was because of this subject, that I stopped being a viewer. I am using those weekday hours more productively, and that is my secret.

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I have heard some interesting stories from people who bought the program and I am curious to hear more from you, would you please share with your results?


What is 'scary'?

While I was eating my lunch today, I was reading an article about the Vancouver-based sportswear company Oqoqo which is an offspring of the well-known company, lululemon. The article says the company stuffs a 'corporate manifesto' into each shopper's bag to encourage them with phrases such as "do one thing a day that scares you". Now how exactly does one go about that? Saying no to your boss? Stepping out in traffic? Running that extra 1/2 mile despite thinking you might be having a heart attack? Talking to a stranger?

Many scary things are scary for a reason - because they are unsafe or just not a wise thing to do. Walking up to strangers in Vancouver is not only scary, it can be stupid too. Never backing up your computer is very scary (among a whole bunch of other things). And can a person really keep up performing scary things on a daily basis? What scary things should you be doing on a daily basis?

Now I realize this was just a light hearted comment which perhaps the majority of shoppers ignore, but how do we know what advice to follow and what we shouldn't? And do people care when they find out the person giving them their advice has fallen too? Take Dr. Phil for example, allegedly he's on the brink of getting fired for visiting (or perhaps, ambushing) Britney Spears in the hospital. If he is fired, will people burn all his books and stop watching his re-runs, would they feel hurt or even betrayed? Or do people just move on and forget because as fast as some things come into our lives, even faster they are forgotten or replaced?

Perhaps just believing everything you see on TV each day would satisfy 'doing one thing a day that scares you". Could it really be as simple as that?